THE BOOK OF CHERRY
COMING SOON:


COMING FAR AWAY:
"THE LIFE OF CHERRY ROUNDERS" IN VOLUMES

HISTORY OF CHERRY ROUNDERS 1999

In 1999 I had a falling out with friends, concluded by me annoying the piss out of them with Cherry Rounders as the original band disbanded and I moved on to soundtracks. It was also fun while it lasted as a lot of people locally thought it was hilarious. Meanwhile napster happened, the word poop got searched repeatedly by people, and Cherry Rounders earned a Yahoo! Groups fanclub, and various postings ALL OVER the internet (youtube, myspace, etc) with a gathering of thousands of people at least. The "I Eat Poop" song, perhaps the stupidest song ever written, had made its way to mild fame.

The album before it that was meant for nuisance was called "I CAN DO 1T AL50" with the number 15 hidden in it and the O being an "omega" symbol, just like Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals I was making fun of by doing even more extremely weird shock in a chipmunk voice my last year of smoking pot.



After said fanclub people were asking if I could make a more coherent album, and then I did.

EL PEE RELEASES 2003

EL PEE was my solution to the incoherent past of "I CAN DO 1T AL5O." Although I Eat Poop 2000 was recorded before it, I included it anyway since it had no home, as the previous album was from 1999. Both "EL PEE" and "I CAN DO 1T AL50" have made their way to streaming and vinyl since! Streaming earns typically $50 a month for this stupid music, while vinyl so far has earned nothing! CDs too! You guys should fix that haha!



After a more serious bit of time that I needed an escape from after doing soundtracks in college and not doing that evil devil's lettuce anymore, and making a shit ton of computer goods, mods, and other stuff that I didn't do anything with, I decided to start doing goofy shit again...

THE LOST SAGA 2006, SOON TO BECOME "THE LIFE OF CHERRY ROUNDERS"

By accident the recordings for "EL PEE" were ran across in college by classmates, who also thought it was weirdly hilarious somehow, and it relived itself for a while and I got this idea to write a whole story where the songs connected to each other and were existant on songs themselves, but also a story as a whole. I quit early, and Will picked up on all my stupidly hilarious weird music and wanted to join in. Temporarily, we were WILL AND JERRY. After it didn't catch on as well as we had thought, it became a figment of the past swept entirely under the carpet.

WINDOW LICKIN' GOOD
COMING SOON

As you can see on the far left Cherry is returning with a new album called Window Lickin' Good featuring 16 songs for both vinyl record and for CD. There are already some sample singles on streaming, such as "Bottles Up!" and the 3-song single "Chocolate Drizzled Rose, Sex In The Apocalypse, and Cock Out!" but there are plenty more songs to come and then more after that!

The orange and green polkadotted hat, however, needed to go! Though I got it at big lots in 1999 as a "rainbow pimp" costume joke seen in the first live photo, you'll notice by searching "Muck Sticky," another comedian, he wore it in 2003, and since. So in order to not look like I'm stealing since he's a comedy chart topper that has even surpassed Weird Al for a while, the hat is pure solid red now.

Unfortunately, since this is a side gag and joke again, as it always was, I decided to use AI for the far left album cover and may continue to, instead of crayon art or using the more expensive artist I used before just for non-serious nonsense. If it blows up further, maybe I'll re-enlist the badassery of brainvault illustration. If not, enjoy my AI slop!

STAY TUNED! IT'S NOT OVER!!! CHERRY ROUNDERS IS BACK TO STAY!!!

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